The seller of today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe 535i threatens lowballing time wasters with “a kick in the dick.” Because of that, should you not find his price acceptable, perhaps you might want to consider wearing protection for that part of your anatomy. . . . as well as of course, your low balls.
via Jalopnik http://jalopnik.com/for-4-500-euro-gonna-like-this-e28-471626456